David Bowie Opener
The David Bowie Opener by Tyler Durden
yet another 99% success opener
Simple stuff, always opens.
“Guys, do girls think that David Bowie is hot?”
They’ll talk about it, or some will remember he’s the guy from Willow.
Then if you can’t transition, you can always say “I was reading Maxim over in the 7/11 (convenience store), and this smoking hot model was talking all this shit about how she *loved* David Bowie..”, and then build off of that (although I only did this once, and normally use my stock C&F)
Also, you can do it in a low-key street approach, by just asking quietly, as if you were having a personal thought for the day or something..
No comments from people who are actually too scared to talk to girls, and don’t like the theory behind it.. Just go try it, I guarantee it will open – it was field tested all night to 100% open, and there were closes from it as well.
Because my little sister has this big poster of David Bowie up on her wall. Now David Bowie is an old man. He’s OLD!!! Do girls think that OLD MEN are hot???
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot?
(blah, blah, blah)
Get this… my roommate’s little sister, she’s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. I’m not talking an 8×10; I’m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning.
David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She’s like 7 and he’s like 70. I’m seriously worried about my roommate’s little sister
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