Bobby’s Dating Tip of the Day

So now that you’re reading this site…. upping your game, you’re probably getting a few more girls to willfully undress for you. Ah… the sweet smell of naked female.

Here’s a tip for you guys new to the world of “actually getting some.” NEVER BLOW YOUR LOAD inside a girl.

Never assume the girl is on the pill. And for that matter never believe her when she tells you she is. Wear a rubber or pull out. Actually pull out even wearing a rubber. I know too many people who’s latex snapped. It’s not worth the risk.

Just ask one of your Spanish friends how much of a pain in the ass raising a kid is. At the very least child support will take a nice chunk of your weekly pay.

Who wants to be tied to some one night stand for the rest of your life.