Sexual Stocking Stuffers
I usually by a cheap stocking, write her “porn name” in glitter on the stocking and then fill it with erotic gifts that we both can use later in the night.
The key to this gift… is make it is sleazy as possible. Imagine the gift you would give Ashley Dupre… then give it to your girlfriend…
Here is whats going in this year’s stocking:
Back Door Glide: Hey, not all of us are man enough to go hail mary like Lance suggests… but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to get dirty. After she pulls this one out of the stocking… slap her ass and wink.
Pink Tongue Teaser: Because nothing is sexier than looking like an alien while you give your girl head. And am I the only one who wakes up with a sore tongue after a rough night of oral on a chick?
Adult Sex Toy Kit: This is the gift that separates the merely kinky… from the down right perverted.Â Watch her amazement as she opens 24 straight sexual stocking suffers. With a collection like this… you won’t have to leave the house for a week.
Leather Satisfy Her Strap on: The $10 you’ll spend on this are worth it just to see the look on your girl’s face when she pulls this badboy out of the stocking.Â Don’t say a word… just keep nodding your head and grinning.
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About Bobby Rio I'm Bobby Rio, one of the founders of TSB. I tend to write about what is on my mind so you'll find a mix of self development, social dynamics and dating articles/experiences. For a collection of some of my favorite articles check them out.