Cool Shit: Tactical Assault Crossbow

By: PeteTheFreshman

Tactical… Assault… Crossbow… Did you read that shit? I am speachless. To think that some crazy ass mother sat down and said “You know what? This crossbow isn’t bad ass enough. What can we add to it to make it easier to Tactially Assault things?” I know nothing about guns or crossbows, but when you see on the product sheet “The TAC 15™ converts any AR-15 quickly and easily from a gun to a crossbow!” as a selling point you know they mean business. While I have no idea what I would do with one of these, using it to fend off zombies while chicks in bikini’s hand me beers and jump up & down would be a good start. I don’t say this often, but if you don’t get one of these you might as well find someone who has, wrap your genitals around the arrow and give the owner the big thumbs up to pull the trigger!

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