Blog of the Week: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Do you remember that movie Wild Things? No not that Spike Jonze flick that bored your girlfriend?s kids. I?m talking about that movie with Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Bill Murray, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards that may not have won any awards, but did make threesomes socially acceptable. And that?s way more important than any trophy.

The blog I?m going to tell you about is a lot like Wild Things. It?s got frontal nudity, a big name and you guessed it ? a threesome.

Unfortunately, there?s no Denise Richards in her prime (or Denise Richards out of her prime either). There are, however, lots of sandwiches on this blog.? If you can?t get a peek at Richardson boobs, at least you can salivate over the variety of sandwiches; everything from a French Dip to a Sloppy Joe to a Reuben is on display on the cleverly titled Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. For example:

Yes, you saw that correctly and yes, Tom Sellick is shooting a bologna sandwich in this photo.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich brings together that guy from Magnum P.I., waterfalls and sandwiches. Why would someone do that? The better question is why did it take so damn long for someone to do that?

These works of photoshop magic with the mighty mustached one alongside flowing waters and meat piled high will provide you with way more laughs than Mr. Baseball or any of his cameos on ?Friends?. Ok, I know, that wasn?t exactly the greatest endorsement but this site has been racking up compliments under 140 characters from famous people like Chris Hardwick on Twitter. If the guy who hosted ?Singled Out? likes it, so will you.

Now let?s hope that Sellick Waterfall Sandwich doesn?t spawn sequels with lesser names like the three awful movies that followed Wild Things. Check it out, it?s Selleck Waterfall Sandwich and?you?re welcome.