Blog of the Week: Fuck Yeah Snooki Shop
When MTV invaded the Jersey Shore this past summer, we had no idea that one female with a funny name and orange skin would invade our hearts. And now thanks to Fuck Yeah Snooki Shop the girl whose birth certificate reads Nicole Polizzi is invading everything. Seriously. Everything.
Thanks to the magic of photoshop, Snooki admirers are inserting the reality show star into several snapshots ranging from the historic archives of our nation’s past to this past Sunday.
The Boston Massacre sounded like it was a great time, but you know what it was missing? Yup. You guessed it, a 4’9 guidette:
The poof rockin’ “Princess of Poughkeepsie” somehow found a way into one of this year’s most talked about Super Bowl commercials. You thought that was Oprah bringing David Letterman and Jay Leno together but you were wrong. It was actually the lover of juiced up guidos who brought the two late night legends together:
While Snooki took a fist to the face during an episode of the “Jersey Shore,” the only attempt at violence to our little hero on this blog comes in the form of a pistol pointed at her temple:
Unfortunately, Ronnie, Pauly D or The Situation are not around to save her. In fact, it seems as though none of Snooki’s fellow cast members are present, not even JWOWW’s extra W or her giant fake boobs, for that matter.
There’s no telling where the pink hooded sweatshirt and black tights wearing Snooki will end up next. You can’t stop her. You can’t even hope to contain her. She’s here, there and everywhere. And I’m more than okay with that. Now let’s go fist pump with Rosa Parks:
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