Macking on a Morganette
Anyone can be the center of attention in your local dive bar. It takes someone special to capture the attention of an entire Las Vegas sportsbook during the first weekend of March Madness. Throw some fishnets and a corset on this special someone and you’ll forget all about that four team parlay with a 14 seed you dropped your rent check on. This was the case on a recent trip to Sin City, where Captain Morgan and his band of beauties, the Morganettes, had invaded several sportsbooks on the strip to promote the Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge.
I had the chance to chat up two of these gorgeous girls at The Pub, a cleverly named pub located inside the Monte Carlo. The topic of conversation could have been alcohol, it could have been pirate jokes or I could’ve just stared at them but instead I chose to tap into an expertise of theirs – standing out from the crowd.
These girls are happy to talk to every guy in the joint but what does a dude have to do to separate himself from all the other fishnet/corset appreciators?
Jamie, (on the right there) who comes to us by way of Orlando; home of Mickey Mouse, boy bands and that Ed Hardy wearing center, tells me “first and foremost it’s breathe, teeth and nose. I’m definitely going to notice if everything doesn’t check out in those areas.” She adds, “a quick trip to the men’s room to look in the mirror before I come your way would be beneficial.” Jamie, who like previous Hump Day Q&A subject Liana Mendoza enjoys doing “The Robot,” informs me “I’m always on. This is always how I am even when I’m not wearing this sexy uniform.” That uniform is far too incredible though, wouldn’t have you any other way. Oh, wait, that bikini works too.
Chicago representative Roberta, (left) who is part Puerto Rican, part Italian and all hot, says she likes it when a guy has done some research on her. “You can learn a lot about a girl before you meet her by using the Internet.” She adds, “I don’t think it’s stalking, it’s good to know that you know a little something about me before we meet.” What you’d find out about Roberta if you did some research is that she’s an animal lover and from the looks of this photo, plays ping-pong in a bikini. Without doing any research at all, Roberta told me to bet on Michigan State in the tournament, they went on to make the Final Four.
Now if this article is a part of your Roberta research project, you now know that she’s someone you can trust with your money in a sportsbook. Your eyes, however, might not catch a second of any of the games she’s just put your money on.
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