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We’d Never Tell Rosamund Pike To Get Gone, Girl

Here’s the thing about Gone Girl. We’ve never read it. We know that it is very popular, and that a whole lot of you (or, perhaps your mom or sister or whoever) have read it. But, to be honest, while we’ve seen it on every bookshelf... 

Jennifer Garner Makes Us Wish Every Day Was Draft Day

Are we going to see the new movie Draft Day with Kevin Costner and Jennifer Garner? Oh, if we’re being honest with you right now, the answer to that is probably not. It doesn’t seem all that interesting and, frankly, it seems to take place... 

New Mad Men Means New Excuse for A Christina Hendricks Gallery

Honestly, we don’t really need too many reasons when it comes to coming up with excuses why we would like to put up a gallery of Christina Hendricks in these parts. More often than not, we’re actually looking for excuses to NOT post photos... 

Mila Kunis May Be The Hottest Mom Ever

So, Mila Kunis is pregnant. This is a day that we all knew would come, and a day we should have prepared for. How, oh, we don’t know. We’re not experts with that kind of thing, and the whole concept seems weird and creepy anyway. But the... 

Jennifer Connelly Makes Us Want To Build An Arc

Jennifer Connelly is just one of those actresses who has seemingly been around forever. She had a nice run there in the 80s as one of the “hottest young thangs” around, but then kind of disappeared for a bit… but disappeared in plain... 

Kristen Bell Can Solve Our Mystery

Kristen Bell, to be frank, kind of scares us. There’s just something about her that makes us feel all sorts of weirdness, as in maybe she’s about to kill us. That’s probably because of her three-or-so episode stint on “Deadwood,”... 

Michelle Dockery Makes Us Go Non-Stop

Maybe you recognize Michelle Dockery from Downton Abbey. We know that we certainly didn’t. Probably because, in general, she’s dolled up in old timey outfits to the point where she doesn’t look like she’s of this time era. But,... 

Kate Upton Makes Us Feel Zero Gravity Every Day

A lot of people are making a fuss about the huge pictorial in the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue where Kate Upton is doing her thing — her thing being wearing a very tiny bikini that is barely containing those great genetics of hers —... 

Halle Berry Is Still A Force to Be Reckoned With

We couldn’t tell you a single thing about the new movie “Frankie & Alice.” The poster makes it look as though it’s going to delve a bit into difficult subject matter, which who knows what that means. But the poster also features... 

Emilia Clarke Makes Us Want To Play The Game…

…of Thrones. See what we did there? See, because Emilia Clarke is on the HBO series Game of Thrones, about to start its fourth season in just a few weeks. She’s the Mother of Dragons persons. And you can tell who this is because she’s... 

MIchelle Monaghan Makes Us Want To Become True Detectives

Michelle Monaghan is one of those actresses that, really, can do no wrong in our eyes. A lot of that has to do with her role in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, one of the best movies around, and the fact that she is also one of the most attractive ladies working... 

Cate Blanchett Makes Us Blanch… ett?

Guys. Guys. Guys! Listen. We understand that the title up there makes no sense. It rarely does anymore. But the main thing we all have to consider is that you’re not really here for the top title, as much as the photos of the person mentioned in... 

Kate Winslet Makes Us Labor… Day?

Okay. We’ll be honest about that title up there. We hate it. It’s not funny, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s really just a whole lot of nothing. But, you see, we had a plan, and that plan was to post a bunch of hot photos of Kate... 

Hey, Here’s Some More Hot Photos of Mila Kunis

Plenty of times, we try to be a little clever in the title of these hot lady posts. And for good reason: It’s fun and it generally helps to get people to click the post, which will then increase our traffic stats, making this site still available... 

Megan Fox, Still As Hot As They Come

We have absolutely zero reason to put Megan Fox in this Monday Hot Lady spot. None at all. But, the other day, we were feeling kind of low on energy and trying to come up with a person to put in this post, and we just decided to enter in the old “hot... 

Margot Robbie Makes Us Feel Like A Wolf

The Wolf of Wall Street is, surely, a mixed movie. First of all, it’s really long. Probably too long. To sit in a movie theater for nearly three hours, you need to have a very compelling story. And Wolf certainly is. For about an hour. And then... 

Closing Out 2013 with Gina Gershon

To be honest, we have no real good reason for including Gina Gershon as our end-of-year lady of extreme hotness to put in this space. It was really just as random as clearing our mind and listening to the first person that our mind came up with. So,... 

Jennifer Lawrence Makes Us Hustle

Here’s the thing about American Hustle: It has some nice pedigree behind it. The director has earned himself plenty of credibility, especially after Silver Linings Playbook and I Heart Huckabees. The acting talent in Bradley Cooper and Christian... 

Christina Applegate Really Gets Our Anchor, Man

What does the title to this post mean? Well, honestly, we have no idea. It’s just something that came to us. It could mean something like boner, or erection, or some kind of genital protrusion if you’re in that mindset. But mostly, we are... 

Elisabeth Moss Makes Us Mad, Man

It’s so easy to overlook Elisabeth Moss whenever watching Mad Men. Yes, she’s cute, but there’s also January Jones and Christina Hendricks and now Jessica Pare hanging around the office, all of whom have a certain sex appeal that is... 

Evan Rachel Wood Makes Us Want To Travel Abroad

We don’t know a whole lot about the new thriller-ey movie Charlie Countryman, other than it features Shia LeBeouf and he goes over to Romania where he falls in love with a gal. And wackiness and hijinks and surely people with guns ensue. But what... 

Jessica Alba Still One of the Best

The other night we were flipping through the channels on our tele — which is what we call the television after we’ve had a few beers and are starting to act all British, because that’s the only reasonable thing — and we noticed... 

Jennifer Lawrence Forces Us To Catch Fire

Here’s the deal with Jennifer Lawrence. She is, without a doubt, the “hottest” actress working today. As in, there is not an actress with more buzz surrounding her. And rightfully so. She’s not only in the biggest current franchise... 

Maggie Siff Makes Us Want to Move to Charming

Do you watch Sons of Anarchy? No? You should. It’s something. Is it good? Of course. Is it bad? Oh, not really. It’s just… insane. There is very little rhyme or reason to it, and there is a lot of explosions, and if there was really... 

Margot Robbie Makes Us All Wolves

We’re going to be honest right here up front. We have never heard of the actress Margot Robbie before today. We found her because, really, we were looking for some way to mention the upcoming Martin Scorsese movie “The Wolf of Wall Street,”... 

Let’s All Just Stop Fighting And Enjoy Katy Perry

Katy Perry is, for some reason or another, one of the more divisive figures in all of pop music. We’re not entirely sure why that is. Her music isn’t, you know, for us or what not. But it’s really not as bad as much of the stuff out... 

Penelope Cruz is the Icing on the Cake

There are already plenty of reasons to pre-buy your ticket to the new movie “The Counselor,” out shortly. It has a pretty good directing pedigree with Ridley Scott behind the camera. It has a great cast, with Javier Bardem, Michael Fassbinder... 

Sarah Michelle Gellar Gracing Our TV Screens Again

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the TV show that is, was a very important piece of our upbringing. It was just at that time in a young boy’s life when you start seeing just what the other sex has in store for us. And there, fighting vampires and wearing... 

Sofia Vergara Makes Us Rethink Our Hatred Of Machete

Remember when Robert Rodriguez was the new up-and-coming director? The guy that could take $200, make it look like $2 million, and devise the best action sequences around? And then remember thinking, like, wow, I wonder what he’s going to be like... 

Scarlett Johansson Will Give Don Jon More Credibility

Don Jon is going to be pretty divisive in the PSA community, seeing as the main character is supposedly one of the dudes out there hitting the clubs and working their game on the ladies. By all accounts, it’s a pretty great and wonderful movie... 

Olivia Wilde Gives Us A Rush

You can say this about Ron Howard: He makes some pretty solid movies. They aren’t REALLY great movies, as they lack a certain personality or awareness or artistic level that a whole lot of the great movies have. But they’re always solid and... 

Let’s All Rejoice With the News That Michelle Pfeiffer Is Back

So, the new movie The Family. It is an action comedy starring Robert DeNiro which, if you’ve been paying attention for the past decade, is not exactly the greatest indicator of a movie really being that worthwhile. But this new one also features... 

We Would Serve And Protect Abbie Cornish

What are we all to make of the new Robocop remake? Generally speaking, we’re not into that whole “don’t remake certain things” mentality. If a remake is made, that’s not really taking away from other movies getting the green... 

The Hottest Photos Around of Katee Sackhoff

A few weeks ago, our own Jason went through the top five movies of the lovely Katee Sackhoff for a few reasons. First of all, it’s because she’s going to be in the new “Riddick” movie which is sure to have her kick a whole bunch... 

We’d Go to The World’s End for Rosamund Pike

As we write this, we are mere hours away from seeing the highly-anticipated new movie The World’s End — the third part of the loose trilogy from the same guys that brought us all Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz — and we cannot wait.... 

Orange is the New Black is Worth the Hype Because of Taylor Schilling

If your Facebook feed is anything like ours, then in the past few months it has been completely taken over by people who love the new Netflix show Orange is the New Black. And while we were extremely hesitant to give it a shot — when something... 

Scarlett Johansson Is The Reason To See “Her” For Us

There are a whole lot of reasons to watch the upcoming Spike Jonze movie “Her.” First, it’s directed by Spike Jonze, which is enough of a reason there. Joaquin Phoenix is the star, and as he showed in Paul Thomas Anderson’s “The... 

Evangline Lilly Makes Us Want To Be A Nerd

We are not into Lord of the Rings. The whole thing looks like some kind of weirdo nerd nonsense with the dragons and the swords and the castles and the whatever the hell goes on in those movies. Once, we tried to watch them all in a row, got through... 

Paula Patton Gives Us A Third Gun

Okay. So that title is a bit of a reach. The concept of it comes from the fact that Paula Patton is starring in the new comedy/action thriller thingy “2 Guns” with Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. She’s kind of the hot third wheel... 

We Have Been Alerted To Hannah Simone, So Now You Will Be

Sometimes, there are certain ladies in various programs, movies, bands, whatever that we have not been alerted to for whatever reason. Sometimes it’s because we haven’t seen the various bits of media they are in, sometimes it’s because... 

We Have No Reason For This Gallery of Kate Upton

Generally speaking, we like to keep our Monday afternoon galleries of ladies kind of current. As in, they should have something going on that week, whether it’s a new movie coming out, or maybe a birthday, or some other kind of anniversary nonsense... 

Sandra Bullock Still Brings “The Heat”

Remember back when Speed came out back in the early 90s, and everyone was simply in love with this new hot actress named Sandra Bullock? And then she continued being one of the top actresses of the day, but for some reason people stopped considering... 

Considering the Sexiness of Maggie Gyllenhaal

Here’s the thing about Maggie Gyllenhaal — who is getting the Monday hot lady treatment because she is actually in the upcoming “White House Down” movie, which will surely be a hot mess but maybe worth spending about $5 in order... 

Christina Applegate Continues Her Own Legend

In a mere few months, the most anticipated movie of all time, and really the most anticipated ANYTHING of all time, by which of course I’m talking about the sequel to “Anchorman,” comes out in theaters. And folks, the gang’s all... 

Rihanna Would Make Us Happy If “This Is The End”

Rihanna has, to be frank, been quite the lightning rod over the past few years with her relationship with Chris Brown. And while that’s something that certainly can be dealt with at a different time, what’s been lost in all of the nonsense... 

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