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Alexis Bledel Make Us Mad … Men?

Alexis Bledel smiling Oh dear, that is a clunky title. But here is the thing. Alexis Bledel is one of our all-time favorite attractive actresses, so when she showed up in last week’s Mad Men, you just knew we would have to somehow have to mention... 

We Would Gladly Become Vampires For Eva Green

Eva Green in pink We have yet to see the Tim Burton remake of “Dark Shadows,” so all we have to go on to form our opinion on it is the trailer. But there’s something that just doesn’t sit right with us in that little preview of... 

Noomi Rapace Only Gets Us More Amped for Prometheus

Noomi on fire So, Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus.” It seems only smart to spend a few words up front here talking about how great this movie looks. While we have not been the biggest fans of Mr. Scott’s for quite some time (blame the... 

Sofia Vergara Makes Us Go Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

Sofia Vergara on the beach There was really never much of a chance that we were going to head into the theaters and spend actual money to see The Three Stooges. The old film strips — while fine and dandy is you were heading back from a night out... 

We Are Mad (Men) About Jessica Paré

Jessica Pare looking hot As was the case with anyone who has taste, two weeks ago, we were riveted to the TV screen as the new season of “Mad Men” premiered on AMC. What would happen with Christina Hendricks’ baby, and most importantly... 

Near, Far, Wherever Kate Winslet Is

Kate Winslet lying down Remember when Titanic first came out (15 years ago!) and all people could talk about was that Kate Winslet MAY NOT have been the right gal for the role. Some called her a bit too “fleshed out,” which is a poor euphemism... 

Our Money’s on Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence looking sexy So, The Hunger Games. They are something that, try as you might, cannot be ignored. Here at TSB HQ, we know very little about the series of books and movie adaptation other than to say (a) they are definitely a thing; (b)... 

Let’s Praise Genesis Rodriquez For Her Name Alone

Genesis as a cowboy First thing’s first: Genesis Rodriguez has an amazing name. It’s like a Greek God, in his infinite wisdom, decided to take on the form of a human being for a brief spell, make his way down into Mexico, and impregnate the... 

Happy Birthday There, Jaimie Alexander

Jaimie Alexander looking hot We’ll be honest. Every now and then, it’s tough to write these Monday Hot Babe posts. It’s not because it’s tough to find gorgeous ladies to write about and find a good justification for making a gallery.... 

Elizabeth Olsen is Easily The Hottest Actress Right Now

Elizabeth Olsen wearing a bra While our use of the word “hottest” in the title of this, our weekly Ode to Hot Women Post, may be in dispute, what we’re talking about when it comes to Ms. Olsen isn’t necessarily her hot bod or her... 

We Would Go Anywhere With Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston in a hot dress Seeing as this is two weeks in a row that we’re putting a star from the new movie “Wanderlust” on these, the sacred Monday Morning Hot Celebrity Lady Posts, that we are somehow endorsing this movie. And... 

Malin Akerman Gives All Sorts of Lust, Wander Or Otherwise

Malin Akerman in a bikini Malin Akerman has been developing herself quite the interesting career. While she started her acting career as just another attractive young lady (and, honestly, she truly is), out of nowhere she landed an actual starring role... 

Gisele Bundchen Can Say Whatever She Wants

Gisele Bundchen being hot Last week, with Tom Brady deciding to end all conversation about whether or not him or Joe Montana are the greatest quarterbacks of all time (Brady in Super Bowls: 3-2; Montana in Super Bowls: 4-0) by overthrowing his various... 

Let’s Welcome Heidi Klum Back into the Singles Scene

Heidi Klum in a swimsuit And so, once again, it’s time to celebrate the ending of a marriage by showing a gallery of the female that was involved in said marriage. This week, the prize for us on the singles scene is non other than who was, for a... 

Sara Paxton, A Possible New Scream Queen?

Sara Paxton in shorts The trick to life that anyone will tell you is to find something you love doing, and then just keep on doing it. (And, ideally, find someone to pay you to do it.) And that’s the same way it is with acting. Once you get to the... 

We Are Fine With Gina Carano Kicking Our Ass

Gina Carano with a sunset If you’re one of those fools out there are who went into Steven Soderbergh’s new movie Haywire and were shocked that the lead in this action movie was a woman you’ve never heard of, then really you just haven’t... 

Shakira’s Hips Still Do Not Lie

Shakira in a tight outfit Usually in this space preceding the gallery of the extraordinarily hot lady below, we try to make certain topical excuses for why we chose her this week. Does she have a new movie coming out you need to be aware of? Or is it... 

We Now Know Who Fernanda Andrade Is, Thankfully

Fernanda Andrade in green Before last week, if you said the name “Fernanda Andrade” to us, we would stare at you for a total of 15 minutes, completely silently, our eyes getting increasingly angry, our mouth continually foaming at the mouth,... 

Katy Perry Back On The Market

Katy Perry looking sexy And so Katy Perry and Russell Brand are no more. To say the end of their marriage is a shocker would be to completely not understand what the word “shocking” means. There was, really, no chance for this sucker to end... 

OK, Fine, Here’s a Gallery of Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron in yellow underwear So, Charlize Theron is back, firmly out of her disgusting Monster makeup, and gracing us with her natural beauty once again in theaters, this time in a new movie called Young Adult which, really, you should all see.... 

Paula Patton, That Girl in The New Mission: Impossible, Is A Hottie

Paula Patton all sweaty We’ll be honest with you. Until we JUST did a search on “that hot girl in the new Mission: Impossible movie” we had never heard of Paula Patton. We didn’t know she was a gorgeous model who has done many... 

Remember When Lindsay Lohan Wore Clothes?

Lindsay Lohan showing her stomach We’re not going to be posting the images of Lindsay Lohan in Playboy that are leaking all over the Internet. We’re just not that kind of site that’s going to post naked photos like that. The good news... 

Rooney Mara is Gorgeous Underneath the Makeup

Rooney Mara being all scared Perhaps the look of Rooney Mara in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo aren’t your thing. Maybe you’re not into the punk, Nazi-youth style of haircut, or the crazy tattoos, or the insane amount of piercings. And that’s... 

Stacy Kiebler Gets the Clooney Bump

Stacy Kiebler lying on a bed We don’t have much to say on the actual topic of Stacy Keibler other than to say: (a) she’s really attractive; (b) she is the latest to get what folks are calling the Clooney Bump. How this works is George Clooney,... 

Let’s Welcome Demi Moore Back to the Single Life

Demi Moore with a gun So, Demi Moore is single ahead. This is fun news because, for the longest time now, she was nothing more than Ashton Kutcher’s much older wife. She had kind of fallen mostly off the radar except for the occasional flourish... 

A Very Happy Birthday to Olga Kurylenko

Olga Kurylenko looking sexy Generally speaking, the headline in this Monday Hot Girl post space are usually puns, mostly having to do with the new movie or album they have out. But that wouldn’t work in this case of the amazingly attractive Olga... 

Kim Kardashian Back on the Prowl

So, Kim Kardashian. Everyone seems to have an opinion about her, and usually it’s negative. “She’s a terrible person who deserves the ridicule of everyone on the planet.” “She is what is wrong with American society.” “If... 

American Horror Story’s Alex Breckenridge

Alex Breckenridge in American Horror Story We’re not going to speak much about American Horror Story, the new show currently on F/X. There’s not a whole lot to say about it. It is both, at the exact same time: (1) A complete train wreck that,... 

Amanda Seyfried Is Just In Time

Amanda Seyfried in jeans What does the headline even mean? Who cares. We’re doing it more to point out that, prepare yourself, because this headline is going to get a lot of play in the next week or so on Internet movie blogs and news reports that... 

Watch Out For The Zombies, Laurie Holden!

Laurie Holden in white In honor of the season premiere of AMC’s zombie drama “The Walking Dead,” we wanted to take the hottest gal from the show and give her her very own gallery in this Monday Hot Lady portion of the website. Now, we’ve... 

Evangeline Lilly Gives Us Some Real Steel

Evangeline Lilly on the beach And by “real steel” we mean “boners.” Get it? We said, we said, it gives us boners guys. Boners! Anywho, this new movie which is basically a movie version of the popular 80s game Rock ‘Em Sock... 

Chances Are Better Than 50/50 That Bryce Dallas Howard Is Hot

Bryce Dallas Howard in black Yes, that title up there is a bit of a stretch. But the point is that the movie “50/50″ — which already looks pretty great, what with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogan both in it — has a third person... 

Rachael Taylor is Literally An Angel

Rachael Taylor sitting We’d be remiss if we didn’t mention this new “Charlie’s Angels” series over at ABC which features an amazing amount of beautiful ladies. Of course, there’s (the recently single) Minka Kelly. It’s... 

Michelle Monaghan Deserves Our Attention Again

Michelle Monaghan in bed So, Machine Gun Preacher. That’s a movie! What it’s about, we have no idea. A preacher, perhaps. Who might or might not be carrying a machine gun around with him as he preaches. And it stars Gerard Butler. But beyond... 

A Happy Birthday to the Gorgeous Emmy Rossum

Emmy Rossum on bed Emmy Rossum is pretty lucky in our opinion. She has a first name that we’re not exactly “on board” with. It seems to be trying just a bit too hard to, you know, make her into some kind of award winner in the TV realm.... 

It’s Been Awhile Since We Mentioned Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks in Mad Men One of the stipulations of our contract is that we are allowed to post photos of Christina Hendricks once every few months. This guarantees that we will be allowed to view the gorgeous Hendricks on a regular basis, which... 

Let’s All Remember Hilary Duff Now, Just In Case …

Hilary Duff as a brunette When women get pregnant, they put on a few pounds. This is a fact, and makes complete sense, seeing as they are carrying an entire second being inside of their own body. And most of them, once that baby is out of them and living... 

Olivia Wilde Is Worth The Price Of A Movie Ticket

Olivia Wilde on the beach We saw the new body switch movie The Change-Up starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. It was fine. Parts were funny, many parts were not, overall it was somewhere between a dud and a hit. In most cases, it... 

Which Catwoman is Sexiest?

Anne Hathaway We’re doing a little something different this week in regards to this Monday Hot Babe post. Instead of just focusing on a single woman, we’re opening up the field a bit. With the release/leak of pics of Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman... 

Freida Pinto Is Making More Than Apes Rise

Freida Pinto in black We are not going to talk much about “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” here. That movie, frankly, does not look very good. You got James Franco, who we’ve started to slowly draw back our enthusiasm over after that... 

Jennifer Lopez is Back on the Market

J-Lo in a bathing suit Man, do you guys all remember Jennifer Lopez? When she was easily the hottest girl in the world for a much-longer-than-usual time? Well folks, get ready to prep yourself for a revitalization of J-Lo’s career now that she has... 

Q&A: Latex Model Susan Wayland

Susan Wayland 1.  Tell us a little bit about what your appeal to latex is? Latex is much more than a material for me. As a teenager I explored different scenes and styles to find my way but was never satisfied with the usual way of life. I was always... 

How Has Alison Brie Snuck Under Our Radar?

Alison Brie on the bed We’ve been hearing about this Alison Brie gal for a bit now. But, for whatever reason, we really never put a face to the name until just recently. We’ve seen every episode of “Mad Man” — if you’re... 

Marisa Tomei Is Everywhere Now

Marisa Tomei in red dress We cannot get away from Marisa Tomei, all of a sudden. It seems like she’s in every single goddamn movie we’re seeing now, and we’re completely okay with that. A few months ago, we watched Cyrus with John C.... 

Would There Be A Better FWB Than Mila Kunis?

Mila Kunis drinking a soda We have never had a legitimate “Friends with Benefits” situation. It’s always either been someone who clearly wasn’t a friend, i.e., someone you’d want to hang out with without the benefit of having... 

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