Rihanna Would Make Us Happy If “This Is The End”
Rihanna has, to be frank, been quite the lightning rod over the past few years with her relationship with Chris Brown. And while that’s something that certainly can be dealt with at a different time, what’s been lost in all of the nonsense...
Isla Fisher Arrests Our Development
Yes, that title is simply trying a little too hard. But still. It does make some sort of sense. You see, we were watching a bunch of episodes of Arrested Development in a row, because that’s what we people do nowadays, and the episodes were just...
We Would Intern for Rose Byrne
The movie “The Internship” seems, on the surface, like kind of a mixed bag. On the one hand, there’s Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson kind of reprising the comedy dynamic they had in “Wedding Crashers,” which was certainly a...
Jordana Brewster Makes Us Fast And Furious
We’re going to be honest up front, we have never seen a Fast & Furious movie. Well, we ended up seeing like an hour of Tokyo Drift awhile back when we were really bored, but it just wasn’t our cup of tea. Although we heard that the last...
We’d Like To Trek Into Zoe Saldana
STAR Trek, that is. See what we did there? Oh, well. In any case. Listen: There’s a new Star Trek movie out. And it looks mighty fine and well worth the $14 or so that we’ll be spending at the theater. But part of the big reason why that...
Oh, Why Not? Here’s Some More Kate Upton
I wish we had a good excuse for posting this gallery. Kate Upton has been in the news recently? Sure. But we used that as the last excuse a few months ago when the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue came out. This time, well, she’s even less in...
Get Ready to Fall in Love with Greta Gerwig
The other night we happened to check a sneak preview for the new movie “Frances Ha,” the latest quirky flick from director Noah Baumbach. And it was fine and dandy and well worth seeing. But the big takeaway from the movie was just how lovely...
Let’s All Meet Donna Feldman
We’ll be honest with you up top here. Before she found her way into our Google Reader feed somehow, we never heard of Donna Feldman. We can’t really tell you anything about her now, either. She could be a nuclear physicist — although,...
Rosario Dawson Puts Us In a Trance
After a track record that features “127 Hours,” “Trainspotting,” and “28 Days Later,” we will see any little bit of anything that Danny Boyle directs. He’s just that good, probably one of the top directors working...
Olga Kurylenko Blows Up To Oblivion
Did you get a chance to see the last James Bond movie? Not the most recent one with that guy from “No Country for Old Men” wearing a strange wig and talking in a creepy accent? Not that one, which was actually good? But that “Quantum...
Mad Men’s Back, So Here’s Some More Christina Hendricks
We’ve gone on record multiple times over the years that we feel Christina Hendricks is, easily, the most attractive woman working today. And, honestly, it’s not even that close. She has been number one in our book for the past five years...
We’d Love to Host Diane Kruger
To, you know, like a dinner party, or maybe some kind of movie viewing thing or something. Something classy. Because, my goodness, she certainly seems to class things up whenever she’s in a movie. Which is why we are going to give “The Host”...
Halle Berry Still Looking Fine
Halle Berry is a great lady, and has been for a long time. So long, in fact, that she doesn’t get as much publicity as she should. She still ranks as one of the top ladies currently out there in the looks department, and because she’s been...
Olivia Wilde Makes Us Feel Incredible
Will we buy a ticket to the new movie “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone”? Well, it has Steve Carell in it, which is certainly a positive. And it has Jim Carrey in a nearly pure-comedic role, something that he’s been avoiding for the...
Anne Hathaway Wins Every Award In Our Book
For some stupid unknown reason, a whole lot of people have a problem with Anne Hathaway. Is it because she’s won so many awards? Is it because she can pretty much do no wrong? That there’s really no controversy around her? That she seems...
Let’s Introduce You to Denise Milani
Perhaps you already know her. Perhaps Denise Milani has been on your radar since she first appeared on the scene back in 2004. Perhaps this is old news, you’re sick of her, you’ve moved on. But seeing as we have yet to hear about her —...
For the Hell of It, Here’s A Gallery of Miranda Kerr
Here is where we usually end up finding some excuse in order to provide you with a gallery of a few photos of a lovely lady. A lot of times those excuses are, like, a birthday or a new movie or, as last week’s example showed us, being on the cover...
There’s A Reason Kate Upton Is On The Cover Of the Swimsuit Issue
Well, two reasons we guess. And those reasons are… well, you can see for yourself. In any case, Upton is about to grace the cover of another Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which is pretty much our society’s main indicator of who is, without...
Sheri Moon Zombie Scares Us, But Kind of In A Good Way
Here’s the thing about Sheri Moon Zombie. We don’t love her as an actress, really. She does fine work when she shows up in her husband, Rob Zombie’s, movies. But that’s really all she does. I don’t remember her really popping...
We’ll Offer To Keep Teresa Palmer’s Body Warm
We are about to say something that may get the nerdier among you a bit angry: We are sick of zombie movies. Back in the 80s and 90s and even early 2000s, it was a fun thing. It was nice to see a few zombies roaming around and it’s always fun to...
Naomi Watts Is One Of The People In Movie 43
So, Movie 43 is a movie out in theaters, apparently! And it has a whole lot of stars, and is one of those things that is trying to be funny, but c’mon, it really can’t be judging from the various trailers, lack of reviews, and complete void...
Rosamund Pike Makes Jack Reacher a Sleeper Pick
Right now, there’s plenty of choices out there in the theaters. There’s the Oscar bait stuff that are vying for your attention, such as the Osama bin Laden-hunt thriller Zero Dark Thirty, or the Daniel Day-Lewis acting tour de force...
Oh, Fine. Here’s a Lovely Gallery of Alison Brie
Oh, we can try to make an excuse for putting together a gallery of the lovely Alison Brie. We can say that Community is finally ending — or, at least, it seems to be — and seeing as Brie is a huge part of that show, it seems like a good time...
Let’s Start 2013 Off The Right Way With Joan Smalls
2012 is over. Long live 2012. Don’t let the goddamn door hit you on the ass. Instead, let’s look ahead to 2013. Let’s think about all of the lovely ladies that will, no doubt, grace our various screens, be them movie, TV, or these computer...
Oh, Here’s a Bunch of Sexy Santas
So, yesterday you had a nice day off from work. You got to spend a lot of great time with your family, watch your nieces and nephews do all sorts of cute stuff, eat a lot of meat and cheese and drink a bunch of beer. And now you’re back at work,...
Lizzy Caplan Makes Us Want To Save the Date
Lizzy Caplan is a national treasure. Anyone who has ever seen the short-lived by the awesomely-amazing “Party Down” can attest to this. She not only has the comedic timing down, but she also is one of the most beautiful women working today....
There’s No Good Excuse To Post A Gallery Of Alessandra Ambrosio
So, we’re not going to try to make one here. Usually, we try to find a new movie or a birthday or some other excuse in order to post the gallery of a lovely lady on Monday, but today we can’t really find one. She doesn’t have a new...
Kerry Washington Gives Us An Even Better Reason To See Tarantino’s Latest
Let’s be honest here: At this point, Quentin Tarantino could release a film of himself taking a dump and it would gross millions at the box office. That’s just the level that QT is at this point in his career. And for good reason. Pulp Fiction...
We’d Protect Isabel Lucas From Any Threat
There was a lot of talk last week about the new remake of “Red Dawn,” the movie featuring that guy from Thor and a bunch of other folks trying to save the country from an invasion from the North Koreans — which, as if — and a...
Naomie Harris Is The Bond Girl To Pay Attention To
Naomie Harris When the latest Bond movie, Skyfall, came out a few weeks ago, everyone was up in arms about the lovely Bond girl Bérénice Marlohe. And it makes sense, because she is certainly lovely. But, like most Bond girls, there’s certainly...
Let’s All Meet Jennifer England
You know how they say, usually after your heart has been broken and you’re trying to pick up the pieces, that there’s a lot of other fish in the sea? Well, that’s true. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and there are plenty of women...
Jones-ing for Rashida Jones
Rashida Jones are one of those gals who just seem to pop up everywhere. You’re watching a movie in the theater, and bam, there she is as the leading lady’s best friend. You’re in the comfort of your own living room, and bam, there she...
Megan Fox Is The Foxiest Of Them All
Did you hear the news about Megan Fox giving birth to a baby? That’s important news, people. That means that Megan Fox, yes that Megan Fox who is one of those more gorgeous ladies around, is a mother. Whoever was taking the reigns of “Hottest...
Time For Another Gallery With The Lovely Bérénice Marlohe
It was only last May that we brought you this initial gallery of the lovely Bérénice Marlohe, the news being that she is going to be the new Bond girl in the upcoming “Skyfall” Bond movie. And usually, we would leave it at that. A hot gal...
So, Here’s Some Photos of Halle Berry
Halle Berry We’ll say this right off the bat. While most of the ladies we highlight here in this Monday morning hot lady gallery thingy star in some really terrible movies — ones which we wouldn’t even see on our Netlix Instant, let...
Morena Baccarin Is Worth Protecting Our Homeland For
Morena Baccarin Until the other week, we had never heard of Morena Baccarin. That, obviously, is our own fault and can only be blamed on an ordinary lack of “paying attention” in our everyday lives. Which is unfortunate, because Baccarin is...
We’d Also Be Spitting Mad If Famke Janssen Got Taken From Us
Hot Famke When the previews for the new Taken 2 were originally released, everyone was immediately back on board to seeing Liam Neeson, once again, kick a whole lot of ass. Watching him get all kung-fu and gun-whipping and shoot-out-having makes the sequel...
Yes, Milla Jovovich Is Still Killing Zombies
Milla Jovovich We are finally ready to make the following confession. Well, it’s not exactly a confession, as that kind of designates something that you’re ashamed of, and we clearly are not. You see, we have never seen any of the Resident...
Jennifer Lawrence Will Get Us Into the Theaters
Jennifer Lawrence Let’s be honest about the new movie “House at the End of the Street.” It doesn’t look very good. Seems kind of standard thrillerish, but without any of the bite that you’d get with real awesome movies like...
Olivia Wilde Is Still Wild
Olivia Wilde We are very into Olivia Wilde, and if you know us, then you know it’s for a very simple reason. It’s because she’s a pretty decent actress and takes some pretty alright roles actually, but more than that, she is very, very,...
Jessica Chastain Continues Trying To Be In Every Movie Ever
Jessica Chastain If you don’t think you know who Jessica Chastain is, or if her name doesn’t sound familiar, then you’re just not paying close enough attention. If you’ve seen a movie in the past year, chances are that Jessica...
Dania Ramirez Gives Us a Rush
Dania Ramirez What can we say about Dania Ramirez that we haven’t already? Well, anyone we guess. Really, we’ve never heard of this beauty until a few minutes before posting this gallery, as we needed SOMEONE to post and no one was really...
Adrianne Palicki Can Save Us From Any Invasion
Adrianne Palicki So, that new remake of the classic 80s Russian scare movie “Red Dawn” is finally about to be released. A few changes in the movie. Instead of wherever they were in the original, now they’re in Detroit. (Probably helps...
No, Jessica Biel Is Not The Three-Boobed Gal In The New Total Recall
Jessica Biel reclining But man, do we wish she was. Because, you see, Jessica Biel is someone that we around here at TSB consider “one damn fine hottie.” To the point, in fact, that we are pretty much considering seeing this new remake of...
Rachel Weisz Makes Us Feel Re-Bourne
Rachel Weisz with a snake We’re skeptical about the newest Bourne movie, and how could you really not? Whenever the folks running a franchise have to deal with a star leaving their role — meaning, they have to come up with logistical reasons...
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