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Rachel McAdams Can Truly Detect Us

Yes, again, we get it that the title of this sucker is clunky. That’s the way these things go. But the point is that Rachel McAdams is very possibly going to be in the next season of “True Detective.” And that makes us happy. Why? Well,... 

Emmy Rossum Is Finally On Our Radar

We’re going to be honest about something up front here. If Emmy Rossum were to walk past us on the street, well, first we’d be wondering what this super attractive woman is walking down our street. Secondly, we’d certainly be wondering... 

Teresa Palmer Can Break Our Point

So, the title of this gallery is pretty lurid. And we apologize for that. But, see, Teresa Palmer is a very fine actress who isn’t too hard on the eyes, if you catch our drift. And she’s staring in the remake of Point Break, which is big... 

Kate Upton Doesn’t Need To Be Nude To Be A Thing of Beauty

If you have been following the news over the past weeks, you know that Kate Upton was among a few other celebrities to have a bunch of nude photos of theirs hacked and uploaded by some creep out there. We don’t like that. We find that kind of stuff... 

We’d Put Robin Wright In Our Congress

What does the title of this post mean? Well, it has to do with congress, as in sexual congress. As in, you know, sexy time sex. But it also has to do with the fact that the lovely Robin Wright is in a new movie called The Congress. What does it have... 

Blake Lively Makes Us Feel Alive All Year Long

Hey, today’s Blake Lively’s birthday. That’s great. Good for her. Who doesn’t like a birthday. And today she turns the wonderful age of 27. If she was a ballplayer, she would be at her peak powers right now. Which, well, she’s... 

We Like Olga Kurylenko No Matter the Month

Olga Kurylenko is in an upcoming movie called The November Man, which is featuring Pierce Brosnan apparently doing his Pierce Brosnan thing, which is to say, running all over the world in pursuit of bad guys while his hair is perfectly parted and his... 

We’d Let Zoe Saldana Guard Our Galaxy

From what everyone is saying, Guardians of the Galaxy is THE movie of the summer to see. It’s fun, full of action, doesn’t take itself too seriously, but still delivers all of the thrills and spills that you want from an action movie. Oh,... 

Jessica Alba is Our Final Dame to Kill For

And like that, our little series about the great looking ladies in the new Sin City movie, A Dame to Kill For, is done. And we have saved one of the best ones for last. Jessica Alba hasn’t been making too much noise these days, staying off the... 

Lady Gaga Is Also, Amazingly, A Dame to Kill For

Lady Gaga is a bit of a flash point for a lot of people. Some people like, and for some reason a whole lot of people hate her. We don’t get why the animosity. She seems like an alright person, and her music is certainly catchy. And her persona... 

Jaime King Is Another Dame To Die For

And our mini-series about the ladies of the new Sin City continues, this time with the new up and coming actress Jaime King, who you really need only a pair of eyes to understand why she is so up and coming. Honestly, when Jaime King is the third person... 

Eva Green Is Also A Dame To Kill For

We continue our casual ode to the great and wonderful games in the new movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” — which will keep on going on every Monday, right here in this space, until we run out of dames to highlight — by looking... 

Rosario Dawson is a Dame to Kill For

There are plenty of very attractive women in the new Sin City movie, which is subtitled A Dame to Kill For. If you like the first one, well, it looks like you’re going to like the second one. (And vice versa.) But the women that are in it are incredible.... 

We’d Deliver Olivia Munn From Evil

Even we have zero idea what the above title means. The only reason it’s up there is because the lovely Olivia Munn — and we’ll get to her loveliness in a second — is in a movie that looks intriguing called “Deliver Us From... 

Meagan Good Makes Us Think Like A Man Again

We’re going to be honest here. When we first heard that there was a movie out there in theaters called “Think Like A Man Too,” well, we didn’t entirely know what to think. Was this some movie urging us to think like a man again,... 

We’d Fight Over Marion Cotillard

We don’t know too much about the new movie The Immigrant. We know that it stars Joaquin Phoenix and Jeremy Renner, and they’re kind of fighting over a girl in the movie. And also all sorts of political things happening in 1920s America and... 

We’d Let Amy Seimetz Convert Us

At this point, we’d watch anything that Ti West makes. His first two horror movies — House of the Devil and The Innkeepers — are two of the best slow-burn horror movies to come out in the past 20 years. And there’s something about... 

Jennifer Lawrence Makes Us Want To Go To The Past

… in order to see even more of her? Oh, sure. We suppose that’s what we mean. Whatever you need to hear. The main point is that Jennifer Lawrence is one of the top billed actors in the new X-Men movie, which is great because we’re big... 

Emily Blunt Brings Us To The Edge of Tomorrow

Tom Cruise, at this point in his career, has settled into this series of roles where he’s basically putting together pretty decent movies — nothing great, mind you — that always have him saving the world or the girl or something. Big... 

Kate Upton Is Never The Other Woman To Us

We don’t know much about the new movie The Other Woman. And that’s probably fine and for the best. We’re probably not going to see it, just because the previews don’t really make it seem like our cup of tea. But it’s also... 

We’d Watch Gugu Mbatha-Raw No Matter the Period

That little pun above? That’s because she’s in the period drama Gugu Mbatha-Raw “Belle,” which surely will be fine and at the end of the day maybe be up for an award or two. It looks kind of like one THOSE of those movies. Which... 

Elizabeth Banks Makes Us Walk With No Shame

We’re not generally fans of the whole phrase Walk of Shame. It reeks a bit too much of sexism — when, really, has a guy ever had himself a walk of shame? — and it also gives off this impression that people should be ashamed of sex.... 

We’d Never Tell Rosamund Pike To Get Gone, Girl

Here’s the thing about Gone Girl. We’ve never read it. We know that it is very popular, and that a whole lot of you (or, perhaps your mom or sister or whoever) have read it. But, to be honest, while we’ve seen it on every bookshelf... 

Jennifer Garner Makes Us Wish Every Day Was Draft Day

Are we going to see the new movie Draft Day with Kevin Costner and Jennifer Garner? Oh, if we’re being honest with you right now, the answer to that is probably not. It doesn’t seem all that interesting and, frankly, it seems to take place... 

New Mad Men Means New Excuse for A Christina Hendricks Gallery

Honestly, we don’t really need too many reasons when it comes to coming up with excuses why we would like to put up a gallery of Christina Hendricks in these parts. More often than not, we’re actually looking for excuses to NOT post photos... 

Mila Kunis May Be The Hottest Mom Ever

So, Mila Kunis is pregnant. This is a day that we all knew would come, and a day we should have prepared for. How, oh, we don’t know. We’re not experts with that kind of thing, and the whole concept seems weird and creepy anyway. But the... 

Jennifer Connelly Makes Us Want To Build An Arc

Jennifer Connelly is just one of those actresses who has seemingly been around forever. She had a nice run there in the 80s as one of the “hottest young thangs” around, but then kind of disappeared for a bit… but disappeared in plain... 

Kristen Bell Can Solve Our Mystery

Kristen Bell, to be frank, kind of scares us. There’s just something about her that makes us feel all sorts of weirdness, as in maybe she’s about to kill us. That’s probably because of her three-or-so episode stint on “Deadwood,”... 

Michelle Dockery Makes Us Go Non-Stop

Maybe you recognize Michelle Dockery from Downton Abbey. We know that we certainly didn’t. Probably because, in general, she’s dolled up in old timey outfits to the point where she doesn’t look like she’s of this time era. But,... 

Kate Upton Makes Us Feel Zero Gravity Every Day

A lot of people are making a fuss about the huge pictorial in the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue where Kate Upton is doing her thing — her thing being wearing a very tiny bikini that is barely containing those great genetics of hers —... 

Halle Berry Is Still A Force to Be Reckoned With

We couldn’t tell you a single thing about the new movie “Frankie & Alice.” The poster makes it look as though it’s going to delve a bit into difficult subject matter, which who knows what that means. But the poster also features... 

Emilia Clarke Makes Us Want To Play The Game…

…of Thrones. See what we did there? See, because Emilia Clarke is on the HBO series Game of Thrones, about to start its fourth season in just a few weeks. She’s the Mother of Dragons persons. And you can tell who this is because she’s... 

MIchelle Monaghan Makes Us Want To Become True Detectives

Michelle Monaghan is one of those actresses that, really, can do no wrong in our eyes. A lot of that has to do with her role in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, one of the best movies around, and the fact that she is also one of the most attractive ladies working... 

Cate Blanchett Makes Us Blanch… ett?

Guys. Guys. Guys! Listen. We understand that the title up there makes no sense. It rarely does anymore. But the main thing we all have to consider is that you’re not really here for the top title, as much as the photos of the person mentioned in... 

Kate Winslet Makes Us Labor… Day?

Okay. We’ll be honest about that title up there. We hate it. It’s not funny, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s really just a whole lot of nothing. But, you see, we had a plan, and that plan was to post a bunch of hot photos of Kate... 

Hey, Here’s Some More Hot Photos of Mila Kunis

Plenty of times, we try to be a little clever in the title of these hot lady posts. And for good reason: It’s fun and it generally helps to get people to click the post, which will then increase our traffic stats, making this site still available... 

Megan Fox, Still As Hot As They Come

We have absolutely zero reason to put Megan Fox in this Monday Hot Lady spot. None at all. But, the other day, we were feeling kind of low on energy and trying to come up with a person to put in this post, and we just decided to enter in the old “hot... 

Margot Robbie Makes Us Feel Like A Wolf

The Wolf of Wall Street is, surely, a mixed movie. First of all, it’s really long. Probably too long. To sit in a movie theater for nearly three hours, you need to have a very compelling story. And Wolf certainly is. For about an hour. And then... 

Closing Out 2013 with Gina Gershon

To be honest, we have no real good reason for including Gina Gershon as our end-of-year lady of extreme hotness to put in this space. It was really just as random as clearing our mind and listening to the first person that our mind came up with. So,... 

Jennifer Lawrence Makes Us Hustle

Here’s the thing about American Hustle: It has some nice pedigree behind it. The director has earned himself plenty of credibility, especially after Silver Linings Playbook and I Heart Huckabees. The acting talent in Bradley Cooper and Christian... 

Christina Applegate Really Gets Our Anchor, Man

What does the title to this post mean? Well, honestly, we have no idea. It’s just something that came to us. It could mean something like boner, or erection, or some kind of genital protrusion if you’re in that mindset. But mostly, we are... 

Elisabeth Moss Makes Us Mad, Man

It’s so easy to overlook Elisabeth Moss whenever watching Mad Men. Yes, she’s cute, but there’s also January Jones and Christina Hendricks and now Jessica Pare hanging around the office, all of whom have a certain sex appeal that is... 

Evan Rachel Wood Makes Us Want To Travel Abroad

We don’t know a whole lot about the new thriller-ey movie Charlie Countryman, other than it features Shia LeBeouf and he goes over to Romania where he falls in love with a gal. And wackiness and hijinks and surely people with guns ensue. But what... 

Jessica Alba Still One of the Best

The other night we were flipping through the channels on our tele — which is what we call the television after we’ve had a few beers and are starting to act all British, because that’s the only reasonable thing — and we noticed... 

Jennifer Lawrence Forces Us To Catch Fire

Here’s the deal with Jennifer Lawrence. She is, without a doubt, the “hottest” actress working today. As in, there is not an actress with more buzz surrounding her. And rightfully so. She’s not only in the biggest current franchise... 

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