At any point during an episode of watching “Jackass” did you think, “This show would be so much better if Johnny Knoxville was a hot chick?” No? Me neither. I swear. Ok, maybe I did think that. Fortunately for me, there is Ramona Cash, Munchie, and Darling Clementine, collectively known as... More »

Omnipresent helicopters swirl loudly above my apartment as I wake up and start to grasp the reason everyone is invading my neighborhood: The Oscars. This is going to be a long day. “The best night in the world to be in Hollywood.” – Ronald King I start the day with a Rice Krispie treat and coffee... More »

Allow me to dork out for one moment here, folks. (We’ve already given you plenty of hot lady photos, orgasm-inducing methods, an examinations of Chatroulette to justify a dorkin’ out here and there.) The movies of Alfred Hitchcock had quite an effect on my high school and college life —... More »

I myself tried affirmations, hypnosis, NLP and many other forms of “internal” work like this to improve my sexual confidence. And here’s what I’ve found: THEY’RE ALL 100% BULLSHIT! Here’s why: Affirmations, hypnosis, etc. are all just different forms of SELF-DECEPTION. Meaning, you’re not... More »

“She repeatedly asked me whether I was drunk. Apparently it was inconceivable for her that someone could be sober and talk to girls.” Those two sentences, on page 87 of Aaron Sleazy’s Sleazy Stories: Confessions of an Infamous Modern Seducer of Women, could perhaps be the greatest understatement... More »

I’ll be honest with you folks. I know next to nothing about Shannon Kane. I’ve put together that she was apparently in a shitload of episodes of “All My Children” and a few walk-on roles here and there, but this girl is so new to the scene that she doesn’t even have a Wikipedia... More »

There’s another sign reading “Boobs please.” There must truly be something about fresh boobs. I mean, porn is what made the internet truly take off. Porn is everywhere. Yet, along comes a site where you can chat with anyone around the world… And there’s a penis… I suppose I shouldn’t wax... More »