A Horribly Awkward Moment


A little over a year ago I was fooling around with this young hot Indian chick.  I had never been with an Indian girl and she was the perfect one to be the first.  Adorable face, big round breasts, tiny waste, and a juicy ass. I was extremely excited about the prospect of fucking her.. sure she would probably have a dark hairy muff… but in a weird way I was digging it.

Then one weekend she unexpectedly stopped returning my phone calls.  I had no clue what was going on, and then I got this email mail from her.  I don’t know how many of you guys remember my old Mypace page, the one that got deleted?  Well, my photos section was filled with pictures of me in a Lone Ranger mask surrounded by various half naked girls I fucked, some even wearing Seduction Bible t-shirts.  That is the page she stumbled upon.

The email was the last time I heard from her, and hadn’t seen her since. Until last night.

I was out with my girl eating some dinner.  After dinner we decided to grab a drink.  The two of us walk in this saloon near my house.  I’m sipping on a beer, chatting with my girl, when out of the corner of my eye I catch this hot Indian chick staring at me.  It took me about a minute to put it together.   I’ve never had someone look at me with such disgust. She even whispered to her friend and pointed at me.

At that moment I was completely petrified…  Listen, it is ending extremely soon with my girl.. no doubt.  But she’s a sweet girl and the last thing I want ten days before Christmas is for her to have to hear from a complete stranger what a sick demented fuck I am.  I quickly finish my beer and rush my girl out. Luckily the Indian doesn’t say a word.

On a side note… The Indian looked even hotter than I remember.

About Bobby Rio

I'm Bobby Rio, one of the founders of TSB. I tend to write about what is on my mind so you'll find a mix of self development, social dynamics and dating articles/experiences.  For a collection of some of my favorite articles check them out.

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  1. mike

    December 13, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    I don’t pitty you at all you whore-having-son-of-a-bitch! Ha! I will have your problems one day Bobby Rio….ONE DAY!!!!

    On a side note, I feel your pain…it sucks breaking a girls fragile little heart.

  2. mike

    December 13, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    LOL! I just read the email…GOOD WORK! hahahaha

  3. teddy bear

    December 13, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    oooo u got lucky, I know what u mean by not wanting to break her heart..its a shitty feeling but it happens.
    was she american indian or middle eastern? I want to fuck a middle eastern idk y I just do but I haven’t caught one higher than a 4 yet

  4. Seraf24

    December 13, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    Fucking myspace. Took away your chances of sleeping with her.

    That girl sure knows how to write though. There was so much fire and passion in that e-mail.

    Despite what she says Bobby, your contributions to this site proves you’re not a selfish, soulless bastard. You already know men around the country, even the world thank you everyday for this free information.

    It’s changed people’s lives. And it’s up to the reader to decide how he will use these tools.


  5. teddy bear

    December 13, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    well said seraf fuck her u didn’t need her anyway for everyone that got away theres 10 more just waiting that’s why God made way more women than men

  6. visionary

    December 13, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Take it from someone who’s Indian – Indian girls aren’t worth the trouble.. they’re all crazy.

  7. teddy bear

    December 13, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    what women aren’t somewhat crazy? I don’t gotta stay with her, I just wanna taste the rainbow you know ‘lol

  8. FredEx

    December 14, 2007 at 12:50 am

    lol well said teddy.
    and yeah bobby, dont even sweat it man.
    one girl’s discust is another thousand guys’ dream!
    keep living the dream man,
    and like someone above me said,
    i hope to have your problems someday..

  9. sleepingforest

    December 14, 2007 at 4:22 am

    To tell the truth, the way you handled it was sort of disappointing. You should have calmly sipped the beer slowly in front of the girl. The reason she is giving you a dirty look is b/c she is jealous. Women instinctive evoke the jealous response when they see you with another gal no matter what they say. You don’t have anything to hide. It is what you liked. It’s just you. If she come over and try to ruin your relationship it shows that she still have feelings for you. B/C the opposite of love is not anger it’s apathy. If she doesn’t care about you and your girl then she put you out of her mind.

    If she does come over and accuse you of all that. Just calmly wait till she is finished and say, “Are you finished?” Who is your girlfriend going to believe? A calm composed guy or a raging bitch on pms? It will just demonstrate to your girl how high valued you are. If she bring up the subject about the girl then just say that, “We used to go out, but we were just incompatible people. What I like to remember is all the good time we had not the bad. Because at one time in my life, I loved her and it will always be part of me.” That is how you should probably tried to handled it.

    Remember, you are the prize. The girls are just trying to get you. Not the other way around.

  10. Mack Tight

    December 14, 2007 at 10:27 am

    You chicken shit wuss! I would have started tongue-fucking my girl in front of her just to spark her embers even more. I’ve liked playing with fire since I was a boy. It gives me a rush.

    Mack Tight’s last blog post..My opinions about night game

  11. mike

    December 14, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    LOL! “what women aren’t crazy?”

    that’s the fucking truth!

  12. teddy bear

    December 14, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    lol mack tight i like that scenerio that woulda been like a slap in the face like “look bitch my tounge coulda been down your,well not just my tounge lol”

  13. teddy bear

    December 14, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    *douwn your throat

  14. MilfLover

    December 14, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    He Bobby everybody freaks out from time to time. But you know with a little work, the Indian gal will be on her back screaming, harder Bobby harder.

    When I was 20 I had an affair with my best friends mother. Her crew of 5 friends found out and cornered me, sit me down for a long chat. They all told me how disgusting and revolting I was in their eyes and threatened to have their husbands and friends beat the shit out of me and cut off my dick if I didn’t quit having sex with they friend. Scared shitless and quit seeing her.

    Within 30 days I was approached and seduced by 4 of the 5 women. The 5th was the only unmarried one and she didn’t approach me so what the fuck was it all about? Jealous of there friend banging a younger guy, they fiqured if Mrs. X was banging me there was something special about me, so that was what they all bascically said, plus you make fell young and beauteful, etc,etc. So the scared me away from Mrs X routine was so they could each move in. Only each thought they were the only one screwing me. This was my whole sex life for 3 years banging these 4 women until one caught me with another and it all blew up. The good, all the freaky sex, the bad I could not relate to younger women which left me out in the cold for a long time.

    I guarentee ya Bobby, the Indian chick finds more attractive today then before she found the myspace page. She is just pulling the moral bullshit tag now. Whatever you do, don’t down play the Bad Boy Image!!! Hairy pussy awaits, bring your razor! Then you can eat shaven pussy.

  15. Bobby Rio

    December 14, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    Milf lover

    that is some sick shit. Fucking 4 different older women… NICE. what did your friend think about you plowing his mom?

    I contemplated going forward with the seduction of the indian girl…. but you guys didn’t see the pics that were on my Myspace page..

    I was litterally wearing a Lone Ranger mask with various chicks posing half naked and shit. I’ve talked my way out of a lot of shit.. but there are certain things chicks don’t dig… Them hearing your a player is one thing… You putting pics of the girls you fucked on a website is another… No girl want to be one of those pics…

    A few girls I’ve dated know about this site and it didn’t seem to bother them.. but they never saw the pics.

    Bobby Rio’s last blog post..Popular in High School (L2)

  16. teddy bear

    December 14, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    “but you guys didn’t see the pics that were on my Myspace page..

    I was litterally wearing a Lone Ranger mask with various chicks posing half naked and shit.”-
    lol i wanna see some…

  17. MilfLover

    December 15, 2007 at 1:34 am


    Did the porn movie of Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson prevent Tommy from getting laid again? Gee I wonder how many chicks said that was disgusting but fantasized about riding Tommy Lee’s root? Me thinks a whole bunch! I am sure you have had women that said certain sex acts were disgusting but in the sack they were up for anything? I saw some of those pictures, she might also feel a little insecure, she may have felt those chicks were hotter than her and she might be intimidated. I thought some of them gals were smokin! Just tell her the guy on the website was your evil twin brother….be careful she might want to bang him.

    30 years later and he is still my best friend. If he knows he never said a word, but his sister never lets me forgot, she knew long ago. Just for the record I wish I could say I seduced these women but the truth is they seduced me. His mom had six kids and not a stretch mark to be found on this gal. Smoking body and the face to match, I had seen “The Graduate” and figured she was a real live Mrs. Robinson. The sex with her was really lame; I was told that’s why her husband left, but her girl friends, the freaky 4, that’s a whole new story.

    My point was bad behavior for lots of women seems to draw them in. Through high school I had the kiss of death tag,” Nice Guy” pinned on me. I couldn’t figure out why girls always said they wanted a nice guy but were always dumping me for dirt bags. I had no mentor to help me out and I was able to figure it out. I had lots of girls I was friends with but no real relationships or sex. The Mrs. X affair taught me what women say they want and what they respond to is a whole different ball game. And after banging nothing but horny old housewives for 3 years, I found I had no social skills in attracting women my own age. The Freaky 4 were fun for awhile but I was only keeping the sex going with them because I couldn’t seem to get any play with women my own age. After the Freaky 4 thing ended I went almost 2 years not getting anywhere with women until I started hanging out with a guy who always seemed to score with women. He took pity on me and helped me get going on the path to meeting and eventually starting sexual relationships with women my own age. I was always told I was good looking but in a club I looked like Cosmo did the first night. Without his help I am not sure where I’d be.

    I sure wish the The Seduction Bible were around when I was in high school. Although 50 now and married, I enjoy reading the material and often times apply it in my personal and professional life. At work I deal with women about 85% of the time so better relations with them is a plus. I tried many things on my neighbor from the website articles and had to stop as she went from someone who won’t hardly give me the time of day to one day confessing her love for me. Good thing her husband and I are good friends. I am not actively having affairs but it does stroke my ego when I use many of the techniques on women I meet and without asking get half naked or in some cases completely naked pictures of them emailed to me with descriptions of how they will satisfy me in bed. I’ve heard, “I know your married but I don’t care” from hot, single and usually way younger than myself so many times now, I wish I could build a time machine and start over at 15 again. I had to curtail my new found skill as the temptation was getting to be too much. The problem has been many things have become second nature now so I can’t turn it off. My wife accuses me of flirting too much these days but I don’t notice, I am just being me.

    The Seduction Bible ROCKS……

  18. Smackdown

    December 15, 2007 at 9:33 am


    I saw the pics. They were hilarious. The one with you in the Lone Ranger mask and the girl in the Eyes Wide Shut mask was the best.

    And the shot of the little spinner on the bed showing her ass to the camera. I used to jerk off to that pic lol

    Why did Myspace delete that profile?

  19. teddy bear

    December 15, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    hey milflover i have a good story of being with a milf that im put on a comment or send to bobby that u gotta read

  20. MilfLover

    December 15, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Cool, post it. Just change the names to protect the innocent or prevent the psychotic from going postal on ya if they read it!

  21. teddy bear

    December 15, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    ok milf here ya go…

    this was b4 I found the community, but me and one of my friends went to this bar/club(he was 21 and I was 19). we were trying to find some pussy and all night we were getting shot down left and right. so we say fuck it(what some AFC’S) and decide to just get drunk and play some pool. Now we aint no sharks but we keep beating ppls asses on the table until we play this mother daughter combo(21 and 38). all of sudden its us paying for the games which I was damn near broke, but luckly my friend started working his charms on the daughter which messed up her game. after awhile of playing and drinking we decide to have an afterset at their place. we decide to follow them so my friend can pursuade me to stay and occupy the mom so he could fuck the other. me being a good friend and agree as long as he paid for ihop afterwards. shortly after arriving her and my friend disappear so I start sobering up and ask for a drink. the mom brings me one of the strongest drinks I’ve ever had probally to sauce me up. that’s when I made up my mind that I was gonna get drunk and go for it. I got her to move to the living room where we sat on the couch and I started some kino w/o knowing what it was by touching her neck where she had a mole while teasing her. needless to say after a lil of that I went in for the kiss. ‘holy shit I’m kissing someone twice my age’ was going through my mind. she made the next move by going for the zipper and giving me the best damn head I ever had!! after some of that we move to the floor (shes on top) and this is when my friend and the other female walk in to find me fucking her mom, but they quickly disappear again(thank god, lol) I swear we fucked for like an hour or 2 because I couldn’t nut, probally cuz of the alcohol. to this day I’ve always hit on older women(younger ones too) just so I can get some head from the pros

  22. teddy bear

    December 15, 2007 at 11:54 pm

    i know im not a very good writer cuz i type slow and think fast

  23. MilfLover

    December 16, 2007 at 1:06 am

    Experienced women know what they want and usually don’t mind doing a a little teaching..

  24. Bobby_Rio

    December 16, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    A mother daughter pick up is classic. The fact that the mom was a sixteen year old mother might have been an inidiction that she was up for some fun. Women who miss out on their younger years tend to want to make it up later in life…

  25. teddy bear

    December 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    ive noticed that the young mothers always want to hang out with their daughters and acts just like one of the girls…idc what others say i dont mind me a cougar but i dont just stick to them…it woulda been the shit if i woulda slept with the daughter to…a fantisy for me lol

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