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How to Score a Milf

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Little Known Secret About Having Sex with Single Moms

Awhile back I read an amazing book by Nick Hornby called “About a Boy” which was later made into a movie. The main character in that book had the brilliant realization that single mothers are the easiest, wildest, commitment free lays around. When I first read the book I thought it was a good premise for a story, but highly unlikely to be that easy.

Seven years after reading the book I can safely say, its all true… every last word of it. All of it. Single moms are like dogs in heat….

It’s funny because  there was a point that I thought the complete opposite.  I remember being on Match.com and steering far clear from any profiles that read “proud parent.” I envisioned multiple dates consisting of trips to Chucky Cheese, little league games, and Disney flicks… all ending with a kiss on the cheek, and some bastard calling me “dad.”

Funny how expectations can be shattered.

Sleeping with a MILF

I slept with my first Milf (Ariana) a few years back. I worked with her in a restaurant waiting tables.(where you can find an unlimited supply of these creatures.) I always found her sexy, but all she ever talked about was the damn kid. I guess because she had a child I associated her with a maturity that put her out of my reach. At the time I was known for showing up to work drunk, fucking the 19 year old hostesses, and was constantly on the verge of being fired. I didn’t exactly see myself as her type.

We were a pretty close knit group at the restaurant going out often to drink together… but the four or five single mothers working there rarely came, or they came only to leave after one drink. One night though, it was another Milf’s (Tricia) birthday and a whole bunch of us went to a club in NYC…

I got shit faced drunk but clearly remember the end of the night. We all took a taxi back to Ariana’s house where all of our car’s were parked. Most of the people left as soon as we got there, but me and this guy Pat were too messed up to drive so Ariana offered to let us stay at her house. I thought nothing of it, being we barely said 3 words to each other the entire night at the club.

Pat immediately walks into her room and passes out on her bed. I chat with her for about five minutes in her kitchen, snacking on some leftover Lasagna. I then ask her if she has an extra blanket so I can pass out on the couch. She tells me I can sleep in her bed with her. I’m too drunk to comprehend the offer but follow her in the room. Pat is already snoring on the bottom half of her bed. I go take a piss. When I come back she is under the covers. When I get under the covers I discover that she is buck naked. I fuck her for a good hour while Pat laid on the end of the bed pretending to be asleep.

Over the next six months I would fuck Ariana sporadically. Most of the time she was trapped in the house with the kid, and knowing I was a horrible influence on it, never would have even considered inviting me over. But whenever the rare day came when she found a baby sitter for a Friday night, I would get the call.

Ariana was only the first.

Once I realized the complexity of these single moms I realized the simplicity of fucking them. The only barrier to scoring a milf is logistics. They don’t get out often. So they are a rare find, but when they’re out… you can be damn sure they’re looking for one thing… and it isn’t romance.

I watched too many guys fail with the group of milfs I knew because they were going about it all wrong. These girls finally get the rare night out, and these guys are trying to spend it talking to them, getting to know them, pretending to care about the stupid kid.

Me, I know that the key to fucking a milf is putting a few beers in her, and letting her know that you’re down to party.

Yes, it really is that easy…..

About Bobby Rio

I'm Bobby Rio, one of the founders of TSB. I tend to write about what is on my mind so you'll find a mix of self development, social dynamics and dating articles/experiences.  For a collection of some of my favorite articles check them out.

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6 Comments

  1. lilez0518

    May 20, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Shit man if it’s easy as that. BRING ON THE MILF’S!!!!! Oh man i think i need to tap into the milf source around my job. I work at friggin Walgreen’s. Do you know just how much potential is there… AH!!!!!!

  2. Scot McKay

    May 21, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Now imagine how being a single dad magnifies this effect on MILFs.   It really can get surreal.  It’s almost like a "secret handshake" or something.

  3. lance

    May 21, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Dude, I have to agree 100%. I just wrote a post where I described an attempted PU of a milf but I stupidly set up a date when all she wanted to do was get laid. Now that I think about it, it’s totally possible that she had her kid back the night of the date, which is why she flaked. Won’t make that mistake again.

    lance’s last blog post..Dating By Smell?

  4. Brad

    May 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Agreed… easiest shot ever…

    But you still need your "lay up" drill… lol

    Brad’s last blog post..How To Attract Beautiful Women – Far and Away

  5. mike g

    May 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    very nice… I’ve never been conscious of it until now but it makes soooo much sense!

  6. Anonymous

    September 26, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    milfs are easy scores, especially tight little 5’4 brunettes

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