Layin’ Down the V-Card
Let her pop your cherry, or at least think she did…
At the tail-end of spring semester, a buddy of mine, who for the purposes of this article we will refer to as A.C. Green, found himself in a strange predicament. His fraternity had a large party with both alcohol and girls freely flowing in and out. Thankfully for him, he found the right mixture of both, and in no time at all he was getting all kinds of sloppy with a patron of the party.
Green eventually asked her if she would like to head up back to his room. He didn’t even have to do any much convincing because she was down. Things were going well the second his door slammed shut. She immediately started to unbutton his shirt and he went right in for to oh so smooth unlatching of the bra strap. With his flag at full-mast, Green starting digging around in his drawers for a condom. It was at this time that his lady-friend decided to put a halt to the evening’s performance.
According to Green, in her drunken state said something along the lines of, “I’m sorry I can’t do this. I’ve had sex with way too many guys. I have to stop being such a slut.”
After mulling over her revelation, Green had one of his own, “Yeah I don’t really want to do anything either. I’m kind of uncomfortable myself. You see, I’m a virgin and I’ve never really done anything with a girl.”
Was he actually a virgin? No, not at all. For whatever reason in the heat of the moment, it is what ended up coming out of his lips. Much to my surprise, and Green’s for that matter, the girl rescinded her earlier stance. Instead of holding back and starting her path as a born-again virgin, she decided that she would show Green the ropes. You might be wondering if there is a lesson that can be drawn from this story – I’d like to think there is one.
In a guy’s mind, there is a certain allure attached with a girl who has her virginity. She has this state of purity that men find very attractive. They want to be the first one to indoctrinate her into the adult world. They want to be able to tell their buddies the next day that they took a girl’s v-card. There’s a reason martyrs are rewarded with 72 virgins in heaven: you would have a much more difficult time finding supporters if you told them they would be met with 72 village bicycles.
Apparently for some girls, they feel the same exact way. They want to sleep with a guy who is completely unadulterated. It means the world to them if they are the ones who are showing a guy what sex is all about.
While I don’t think they are going back to their girlfriends bragging about snatching a boy’s v-card, something tells me they accord such a sexual encounter with more meaning than the average affair. Getting back to Green’s tale, he had one hell of a night; he could care less that she thought he was a virgin. If anything it made things better since she wanted to give him a most memorable first time. Not only did was she his “first,” but she also gave him his “second” ride as well that same night.
Now I’m not saying that this should be your go-to play when you’re trying to get laid. But hey, if you’re back is up against the wall, and you’ve got nothing to lose, it certainly is worth a shot.
About Mustafa Shaikh Mustafa Shaikh is an aspiring writer living in Berkeley, CA. Not willing to give up his college days just yet, he lives only a few blocks away from his beloved campus. He hopes to write a best-seller within the next couple of years and live off the royalties of it for as long as possible.