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Funny Flirty Texts to Send a Girl


How to send Flirty Texts to any Women

When it comes to communicating with the other sex, sometimes things can get lost in translation. With 34 billion WhatsApp messages being sent daily you’d imagine that would mean we are doing a good job of communication.

Sadly, the points we want to get across to the other person can easily get misunderstood. You can try to be funny, but with the wrong emoji or an apostrophe in the wrong place, you can end up in a whole world of mess and trouble.

The problem is, sending funny, flirty texts to girls can be done in a right way, but more often than not, we mess it up.

So what’s the solution?

How do you send flirty texts to somebody you like without coming across as a creep or sending the wrong signals. Read on below to find out some of the best flirty texts to send a girl.

Understanding How to Set the Tone

When it comes to any conversation, whether in person or over text you have to make sure you set the tone correctly. For example, if you’ve been talking to a girl for a few days and the whole time you’ve been chatting in a friendly manner with no flirting, any drastic changes can be noticed straight away.

If you send out a winking emoji followed by ‘I was feeling a bit off today until you turned me on.’ Then chances are she’s going to be startled.

One of the best things you can do is be consistent. Like we discussed in the How to talk to any girl on Tinder post, it’s important to remember that building a future into your conversation is key, while also setting the tone for flirty conversation early on.

Remember to be playful in what you say, teasing and flirting in your first conversation will usually open the doorway for flirting throughout your conversations. Top tip though, try not to sound like the 40-year old virgin while talking flirty.

How to Turn the Conversation Flirty

When you want to start turning a text conversation flirty, there are a number of different ways in which you can get the conversation rolling.

Bring Some Romance to Your Texting

It’s no secret that many women love romance. The romance novel industry in the US is estimated to be worth over $1.08 Billion annually. Bringing some romance into your text conversations can be a great place to start with funny, flirty texts.

Talk about the future during your conversations by bringing up a future plan that involves both of you. Here are some flirty messages you can try out:

‘I’d love to know what your preference would be for our first date. Salsa dancing or something a little slower?’ Followed by a wink emoji.

When you are texting in the morning, let her know that you are thinking about her. Even small messages like:

‘Woke up thinking about you’ can brighten up anyones morning.

When you are adding romance and flirting together remember to keep an even balance.

Be Original

There’s nothing more exciting than waking up to a text message that says: ‘Hey babe, how you doin?? ;)’

Seriously, it drives girls crazy all over the world.

If you want to stand out with a flirty text, for the love of god try and think of something original. Don’t just start a conversation for no reason, add in some context, make a conversation point or start off the conversation with a statement that leaves her dying to know what the answer is, such as:

‘Had a smoothie that was crafted by the hand of god’

Making statements works a lot better than asking questions as we explore in the next section of this article.

Add Masculine Communication & Use Statements

Masculine communication is a massive skill to possess. Without wanting to sound sexist, masculine conversations work by leading conversations by not asking questions.

Have you ever been in the situation where you are talking to a girl via texting, and after a while, she just stops responding? Chances are, you’ve been asking too many questions. Statements are a great way to keep a masculine edge to your conversations; it keeps that fizzle in your conversations alive.

When you lose that fizzle, you lose your chemistry.

It works by confidently leading, and women will consider your statement, react and usually ask a question. Think of it like a click-bait title that you can’t help but explore to see the answer.

Some great examples of these conversations can be:

‘Just saw this incredible scene outside my apartment’

‘I ran into one of your work colleagues’

‘I just found the most incredible spot in the city’

Try and make statements that make her interested in what is happening. Always try and align any of your conversations with intent.

Ask yourself ‘what’s the purpose of this text?’ If you can’t find one, don’t text her.

Show Your Personality & add Flirty Humour

Personality and flirty humor are incredible to add to a texting conversation. Girls love a guy who can make them laugh, and tieing flirting into your humor is bound to help you win.

Try not to be cheesy and use ‘lines’ you want to make light of common situations that you might share.

You can try openers like this one below to get a good laugh in.

‘I’m conducting a survey… What’s your name? Whats your phone number? Are you free next saturday?’

50-Shades of Text Talk

When you consider that erotic romance novels have taken of leaps and bounds since E.L James wrote her now famous 50-Shades book series, the social stigma associated with erotic novels has all but disappeared.

The great news for guys is that girls are also more open than ever for texting that bounces around erotic interactions. I’m not suggesting you invite a girl back to your dungeon, that’s bound to get you at the very least blocked, and worst case arrested.

A lot of girls are open to finding the next Christian Grey in their eyes, don’t be scared to explore areas of conversation you may have considered previously off-limits. But keep it tasteful.

No asking a girl upfront what her favorite nipple clamp brand is.

You can start off with suggestive conversations and see where the conversation takes you from there, for example:

‘Can I trust you with a secret?’

Make her beg you for the secret…

‘I’d love to explore a few ideas with you’

Followed by,

‘But I’m not that easy ;)’

Playful flirting can open up the doorways for incredible sexual tension in your text messages.

Take Playful Flirting to the Next Level

Now you’ve got an idea for what you can implement in your text game, why not take it to the next level. Understanding how to build genuine connections with women in person or over text can make huge differences to your romantic life, so when do you plan to start?


About Jamie Atkinson

Jamie Atkinson is a freelance writer and sales coach who has over 10 years of experience coaching, selling and training in the field. He was born in the UK but now travels all over the world, teaching other aspiring entrepreneurs how to achieve their own success by sharing the benefits of having a lifestyle business. You can find out more from Jamie over at

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