5 Creative Ways to Get Experience When You’re a Virgin
If you’re reading this article, you either need some serious help, or you’re just here for a laugh. Either which way, we should be able to help you out.
In the US the average age to lose your virginity is 17.1 for men and women. But you’ll also find that virgins?make up 12.3% of females and 14.3% of males aged 20 to 24.
Statistically speaking, if you don’t have sex in your teenage years, you’re in the minority. For many people, remaining a virgin can come down to a lack of experience.
But the big question is when you’re a virgin, how do you get experience?
In this article, we will run through 5 of the best?? and most creative?? methods that you can get experience, even as a virgin.
Let’s get started.
When it comes to getting experience as a virgin, you might think the answer is, practice. But if you’re nervous about your first time, just going with your instincts might not be the favored choice of many.
Instead, if you want to get some experience the none conventional way, check out this list of hilarious, but sometimes effective techniques to get better in bed, before your first time.
Warning, if you don’t have a sense of humor, maybe check out this?article on the friend zone instead, you spoilsport.
If your answer to this question is ‘your d**k’ you’re on the right track. If you’re leaning on the side of desperation and want to get started practicing the horizontal mambo, then head to the grocery aisle.
People have been using everything from cucumbers, carrots, zucchinis and other long hard veggies for practice sex for years. You’ve even got dedicated porn channels for this alone.
For males though, it can be harder to get the right fruit for the job. Some guys use melons, honeydew, and even cantaloupe to practice their sex techniques with.
It’s important to note that no fruit or veggies will be upset if you use them for masturbation but if you’re looking for an alternative way to get your rocks off and practice, you might have an answer.
Remember to wash your veggies before use and don’t try and make the hole in a watermelon just with your genitals. Remember to cut a hole first.
You’ve also got the added benefit of a satisfying meal afterward. Just make sure to cut around the parts you’ve used.
If you’re a fan of the American Pie films, you’ll already know exactly what this piece of advice is all about. While it may not be the preferred?method of many, if you’re reading this list for serious advice, you might be desperate.
“What exactly does third base feel like? Like warm apple pie.”
If you are in fact determined to make love to some pie, make sure to let it cool?thoroughly first. You don’t want to be in A&E with 3rd-degree burns and having to explain that awkward moment.
While some experts may believe that copying porn isn’t the best advice for getting experience as a virgin, beggars can’t be choosers. While we wouldn’t suggest going in with a BDSM or Threeway style video for your first time, you can certainly get some tips on how to pleasure a woman on your first time.
There are even some porn videos which are instructional. Who better to teach you the lessons on how to pleasure a woman, than a porn star?
Reddit is the hive-mind of the internet. With answers to every obscure question you could think of, a community of active Redditors are bound to come to your rescue or ridicule.
You may get flamed or trolled but more than likely, when going to Reddit openly for help you’ll find an open community of people willing to give you a helping hand. Everything from how to crush a first-date?to how to meet people at a bar, all of these topics have been explored in detail.
You even have a dedicated Sub-Reddit for virgins at Reddit.com/r/virgin, or if you want to hear some of the craziest tales to inspire you on your quest for abolishing your virginity, you’ve always got Reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark.
Ask Reddit After Dark hosts all the kinds of questions you would expect to be discussed in the later part of an evening. Got a question about creative ways to get experience? This is the place to ask.
There have even been recorded incidents of people asking for help losing their virginity on Reddit, with people happy to help out. Now that’d be a story to tell your grandchildren.
I’m sure you’ve heard of Auntie Angel and her famous grapefruit blowjob techniques. Well, it seems that picking up tricks from the pros and practicing them on fruit is a real thing.
Understanding how to give great cunnilingus is certainly an art form, and there are tons of documented cases online of people doing it well, and people seriously doing it wrong.
If you wanna practice your skills, get started on a piece of fruit. Sucking a juicy fruit like a peach may give you the right idea and help you master the craft.
You can always watch some of those super helpful YouTube videos too.
Whatever technique you decide to follow, getting some experience as a virgin could help you out when you go to take that giant leap.
And hey, if you’re not a virgin, it’s a great excuse to watch some porn. It’s not like you needed an excuse though…
About Jamie Atkinson Jamie Atkinson is a freelance writer and sales coach who has over 10 years of experience coaching, selling and training in the field. He was born in the UK but now travels all over the world, teaching other aspiring entrepreneurs how to achieve their own success by sharing the benefits of having a lifestyle business. You can find out more from Jamie over at www.letsgetjobless.com