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Idiots I Went To College With: Fat Mark
Posted December 2, 2009
‘The Boys Are Back In Town’ is a song I associate with, not one of my own memories, but with this fat fuck I went to college with named Mark. I met Mark in my freshmen year ...
Icebreaker Orientation into the Real World
Posted November 30, 2009
Sup seniors! Oh, I’m sorry, let me rephrase that: “Holler!” That’s what you crazy kids are saying these days, right? Right. Okay, so welcome to summer orientation! I’ll b ...
Living With Integrity: A Parable
Posted November 20, 2009
I once met a woman who didn?t give a fuck. She was so devoid of a fuck to give, it radiated off her. She tattooed it on other people, tattooed it?on the world. I wanted that. ...
Bill Gates Owes You Cash, Email Him!
Posted November 18, 2009
Windows 7 was your idea, right? I mean, that’s what Microsoft’s advertising is hammering into your skull: you created Windows 7. Well, if that’s the case, then Bill Gates bet ...
Posted November 16, 2009
I started writing the Another Date under Distress (A DuD) column to spotlight my own dating follies and courtship bloopers. And while I have a volume of memories that attest to poo ...
Hitting a New Level of Drunkenness: Weekend at Bernie’s Drunk
Posted November 12, 2009
Picture Nancy Kerrigan, right after she?d been ?Gilloolyed,? trying to pull off a Travolta-esque strut (circa?Saturday Night Fever). If you can see that, you can see my inebriated ...