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Too long we’ve gone, in this society, treating the blind like second class citizens. Waving our hands in front of their faces to make sure they’re blind, saying something negative about their maternal parent in front of their face and then quickly moving back away from them before they can strike us, and scoffing whenever their cane hits a sidewalk curb. (I’m not the only one doing those, right?)

Luckily, there’s an organization out there devoted to helping out our non-sighted brothers and sisters experience the most important aspect of life that a person with sight sees on a daily basis. Of course I’m talking about those minute-or-less porn preview clips that we all jerk off to.

Porn For The Blind, as their description notes:

is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge.

You really should listen to a few of them. They’re pretty amazing.

Also: I’m 95% sure this whole site’s a genius joke, but let’s keep that between us, the people who can actually read this post with our EYES! And seeing as how blind people can’t read what I’m posting right here, now’s probably a good time for me to get out of the way that I hate Stevie Wonder, think that the deaf Marlee Matlin is hotter than any blind lady in the world, and seeing eye dogs, generally speaking, aren’t the best looking animals around.

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One Response to “The Blind Deserve Porn Too!”

1. Tony says:

   January 16, 2010 at 10:05 am

   Oh man, I can imagine a blind guy listening to these and masturbating. How’s he going to clean up afterwards?

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