Clip Reel: Worst Opening Day Pitches Ever

By: Rick Mosely

“Worst Pitch Ever”

Sorry for the poor quality of the video, but you should still get the gist of what transpired. According to a short documentary based on this pitch [LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCDm0bHWyho] – which includes a more crisp video of the pitch if you have the patience to wade through the awful Blair Witchian imagery – a sports reporter was asked to throw out a first pitch and, well, there’s a reason he’s writing rather than playing.

And since I don’t want to leave you with a bad taste in your mouths, let’s break into the 2009 MLB season the right way: By showcasing the greatest pitch ever thrown in the history of baseball.

Play ball!

Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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