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Seems like everyone is trying to hop on to the PUA band wagon. Alec Greven, a fourth-graded from Casltle Rock Colorado wrote “How to Talk to Girls” - a handwritten, $3 pamphlet sold at his school book fair. Last week it the shelves nationwide. Here’s an example of his nuggets of wisdom:
“Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”
He advises, “The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don’t let them get to you.”
Over a few Shirley Temples yesterday at Langan’s on West 47 Street, Alec said that he culled his wisdom by peeking at his peers at play.
You can read the full article over at the New York Post.
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3 comments
December 2, 2008
Lol Brilliant! i’ve never been jealous of a 9 year old b4
December 5, 2008
haha! the kid’s gonna lose his virginity to a 17 year old when his balls drop!
December 11, 2008
Hey, this kid has got more credibility than Mystery in my book.