Eat A Real Burger: The Cheese & Burger Society

By: Rick Mosely

Sick of those disgusting, laid-back, wimpy little eighth-pound patties slapped onto a soggy bun and thrown together with a piece of lettuce, tomato and cheese? Then maybe it?s time to get your paperwork in order and apply for membership in the Cheese & Burger Society. That way, you can get recipes for such culinary delights like this bad boy, the :

Or this debacle of a burger, the Macho Nacho:

The website is essentially a cleverly-disguised ad by the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board to get people to buy their cheese. But really, it?s the best kind of ad there is: Funny, extreme, and actually useful with all of the recipes there at your fingertips. It?s kind of like This Is Why You?re Fat , but with things that are actually appetizing.

No word yet if membership into the society comes with a buy one, get one free trip to the emergency room.

Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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