And Now We Can Masturbate With Wii Vibrators

By: Rick Mosely

It’s been on the tips of everyone’s tongues as soon as Nintendo first started selling the technological wonder that is the Nintendo Wii video game system: How long until we can use this to stimulate our genitals? Well, guess what friends. That day is here.

The company Mojowijo is marketing an apparatus that fits on the end of your Wii remote, plugs into, um, yourself, and then connects to the Internet to allow someone else (presumably someone you know like, say, a boyfriend or girlfriend and not some random stranger) to control the power/thrust/vibration settings on the remove. Sounds complicated? Here’s a video from their company that kind of(?) explains exactly what I just said!

(Note: As far as I know, this is a silent instructional video. Not that it needs sound.)

Technology!

There are apparently two possibilities for the apparatii you can plug into your Wii controller. Photos of the two are below. I have no idea what kind of alien vagina that first one is supposed to go into.

So, who’s in? Labor Day is only a few shopping days away.

(Also: Happy Friday everyone.)

Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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