Must-Read: Don’t Have Sex Like This

Sex, man. Sex is kind of confusing. Like, it’s great, and one of the greatest things around, and certainly something that you most likely want seeing as you’re visiting this website and all. But there are plenty of ways to have it throughout your life that is not really the best way to do so at all. There are certain sex ways that you need to know to avoid in order to have sex the right way.

Which is why today we’re heading over to AskMen.com where they have a list of things you should never, ever, ever do whilst in the throes of passion. For instance, among the pieces of vital advice they have for us:

Protest

Once her sexual motor is running, the last thing you want to do is? well,?anything?that could derail the train to Pleasureville. Go along with whatever your partner says. If she wants the lights out, turn the lights out. If she wants to listen to Slipknot, bring out the gimp mask and crank the music up. And if she asks you to get a condom, then you better go get a condom. Get six if she says so! Painful friction-burn sex is better than no sex at all!

So, think on that. While it may not be the greatest or most pleasurable piece of sex you’ve ever had, just think about it like this: It is sex. And a few moments ago, you weren’t having it. But now you are. So, you know, that’s a good place to be. Make sure to head over to the link above to check out some more of those tips.