The Creepiest Christmas Gift For Your Loved Ones

By: Rick Mosely

There are few recession-proof industries. The bread and water company. Tranny hookers. (People have that figured in their budget no matter how much income they?re earning.) And cemeteries. (Everyone is always dying!) This last one, though, is also adjacent to a bunch of industries that are not, at all, recession-proof. In fact, there are some industries that have no business of being in business. In front of the pack are personalized urn.

Via Wonkette comes this amazing little website that offers (incredibly stupid) people the option of buying urns for their ashes that are essentially large bobble-heads. For their example ? since putting using Uncle Bob as your model wouldn?t win you any business ? they?re chosen a celebrity. The celebrity? President :

Something like that?s going to cost you a modest $2,600. Here?s my suggestion. If you?re thinking about buying one of these, how about you spend that $2,600 you have on anything else. Something for your grandchildren. An upgrade to your home theater system. An extra tranny hooker thrown into the yearly budget. There is no wrong answer!

Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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