Grow A Mustache, Get Laid

Frank Zappa

We already mentioned Movember in these parts, in which men are asked to grow out their mustaches during the month of November in order to bring awareness and money to cancers that tend to affect the male half of our population. But what we didn’t mention was really any kind of incentive to grow out that mustache. Until now …

The great people over at Asylum has us covered in that respect, but announcing that November 18th has been declared HAVE SEX WITH A GUY WITH A MUSTACHE DAY! How’s THAT for some got-damned incentive!?!

For the past several years, Asylum and other men’s media organizations have taken the Movember challenge by growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness and funds for cancers that affect men. This year, concerned about the role of women in this illustrious holiday, we (in cooperation with the American Mustache Institute) decided to launch Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day. This is a day on which women can support the cause by making love to a man with a glorious, wooly mustache.

We here at TSB completely support this strategy, and would like to take this as an opportunity to let all of the ladies out there know that we do, of course, have mustaches. So, you know, if you girls need someone to play the role of the “guy with a mustache” that you will have sex with, do let us know post haste. Meanwhile, all of you gents without facial hair kicking have about three days to get those ‘staches growing. Good luck!

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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

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