Must-Read: Don’t Say These Things to A Naked Woman

Getting women naked. That is, ultimately, the goal of a lot of what we preach around here. Meaning, these are a whole bunch of tips that can help get a woman out on a date and then to maybe get her back to your place or hers, and then have a whole lot of naked fun. But there are plenty of land mines hidden inside of a naked meeting that you may not entirely know are there until you give it a little time and think it over. Basically, there are ways to ENSURE that the one time you’re currently spending naked with the woman will be the last. And that’s by saying something really, truly, super dumb.

And so today, because they are so great with their advice, we’re heading to Men’s Health where they have a list of things to never say to a naked women. For example, among the big feet you’re going to put in your mouth if you say this:

“That orgasm seemed as phony as Cheez Whiz.?

Don’t accuse her, says Eli Finkel, Ph.D., a professor of social psychology at Northwestern University. Instead, have that talk away from the bedroom. When the topic comes up naturally, say, “You don’t ever need to fake orgasms with me. I want our relationship to be totally honest.” You’ll foster mutual respect?in and out of the sack.

So, head on over to the link above and check out the things not to say to those naked ladies. And then work a bit harder on, you know, actually getting those ladies and naked and doing the things that all of the naked people enjoy doing. Which is to say, being naked with one another in nice, naked ways!