Clip Reel: Worst Opening Day Pitches Ever

By: Rick Mosely

“Mariah Carey to throw out first pitch at baseball game”

Actually, the “Polish Sinker” guy above doesn’t even have the arm strength of Mariah, as she threw it further. Which isn’t to say the throw was any less ridiculous, but at least she has the excuse of wearing high heels while throwing. That, by the way, just seems dangerous.

“First pitch bloopers”

This one, which includes the “assistant dean of the Nevada medical school” throwing out a first pitch, is brilliant in just how quickly the whole production goes off its rails. That said, even with the awesome forward flip, the pitch still ends up somewhere near the plate.

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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

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