Red Alert! Red Alert! Scarlett Single Again!

Now THIS is a way to get excited for 2011!

Scarlett Johansson has split with her husband, whoever the hell. She will soon be single. While this won’t affect 99.999% of you out there (and I include myself in this equation) it certainly is nice to know that if you meet her out at a bar, there’s that minuscule chance that she will use you as a rebound. As Lloyd said in Dumb and Dumber, “So you’re saying there’s a chance!”

To celebrate her newly-single lifestyle, here’s a fine gallery of Ms. (see! even taking out the Mrs. part is exciting!) Johansson. Enjoy!