What We Want: Machete-Shooting Rifle
Every now and then, we get publicists and PR reps looking to get on our good side. They offer to send various things to the office. Maybe a DVD, or a new book, or some kind of mug that has their insignia emblazoned on the side. These things are all well and good, but they tend to leave us wanting. They are, after all, just ways for them to pimp out their products. But every now and then we’re asked by these PR folks what would make some of their swag a little more useful and/or memorable. We’ve never really had an answer before; we end up sending those inquiries into the Trash Bin. Until now!
This is a homemade rifle. It shoots machetes. It is awesome.
So, there you have it PR people. When looking to get our attention from now on, just make a homemade rifle that shoots machetes. If you want, you can even stick your logo on the side of it. Won’t affect us when we’re shooting motherfucking machetes at things!
About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.