Perhaps You Have A Few Too Many Tattoos

By: Rick Mosely

Yikes and yowzas, all rolled into one:

The image comes via Boing Boing as they review a book all about the Japanese culture and their affinity towards tattooing. According to the book review:

In Japan, the choice to adorn your body with ink is not without stigma: for instance, you’re not allowed to enter a public bath (onsen) in Japan if you have tattoos.

Which has me thinking that are above friend has not bathed himself in the past, oh, 40 years. I mean, my god. I have a few queries for any of you who are tattoo-inclined: (1) How much would a full body tattoo like this cost? (2) Is there any way these aren’t going to sag on him as his skin loosens? (3) How do you feel about cock rings in general?

Alright, that last one was for my own personal knowledge. But still …

Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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