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Would You Even Still Bang Her?

Easy question. I sure would. Why not? She might be trashy... but those titties ain\'t trashy!!! So Brittney is rumored to be fucking Mystery clone Criss Angel. Criss Angel d ...

Bobby’s Bad Karma Continues

Ever since my Myspace account was deleted I\'ve been trying to repost some of the stories I had solely on there. This was a story that took place shortly after \"10 years after i ...

Keith Urban’s Lesson on “Peacocking”

Yes... Bobby Rio got dragged to the Keith Urban concert last night by his girl. I will say, the place was chock full of pussy. The ratio had to be 10-1 in favor of women. And al ...

Aim Lower

Just a quick thought... How come all of the virgin, no ass getting, at home Friday night masturbating guys always seem to have really high standards? These guys who have absolute ...

No Excuses Fat Ass

I know I said in a recent post that Old Bobby is packing on the pounds... And I wasn\'t lying. But I\'m okay with that now. Does that mean I let my self go to shit. Hell no! I stil ...

Mystery Vh1 Pick-Up Artist Episode 2 Review

Well. I just finished watching the second episode of the Vh1 show \"The Pick-Up Artist\" I\'m not a fan of reality tv so there are a lot of things about the show that I find corn ...